Jito: Pappu Ye Kya Bana Rahe Ho? Pappu: Maa Bhagwan Ka Chitra! Jito: Lekin Yah To Koi Nahin Janta Ki Bhagwan Dekhne Men Kaise Hain? Pappu: Ab Dekhna Sabko Malum Ho Jayega!
Adhyapak: Sut N Kapas Julaahon Men Latthamalat! Is Kahaavat Men Julahon Ki Tulna Tum Kisse Kar Sakte Ho? Pappu: Ji Bhartiy Janta Parti Men "Pi Em" Pad Ke Davedaron Se!
Kalyugi Gyan: Agar Aap Jindagi Me Khush Rahna Chahte Hain To Khud Ko Modi Samjho Aur Bivi Ko Janta Jab Bhi Janta Tang Kare To . . . . . . . . . Videsh Yatra Par Chale Jayen